I often wear black as a #doula when I am attending a #birth. If not black, I try and wear something plain and preferably dark (obviously pending what is clean...I'm still human). I want to be as stealthy as possible. I am a birth stagehand. My goal is for the show to go off without a hitch and without being noticed. I like to fill up water without the birthing person realizing I’ve left the room, I want to be squeezing her hips before she says she needs me, I want to have chapstick on her lips before she realizes her deep breathing have made them dry. I wanna be a #birthninja  #birthmetaphor